Today was such an amazing day!
(Well, I started my day off with a massive hang over, but that’s what I get for drinking too much wine last night.)
I had the honor of being molded for a sex toy that will come out thru Topco early next year!!! How fucking cool is that? Soon you will be able to have sex with me (if you want)!

I got up early and shaved all the areas that were to be molded. We got to Topco and I met the very nice people who would be working on me. I also practiced some signatures for the box cover. I was feeling so sick, but my excitement was quickly taking over. I had a big ass smile on my face all day.

After protecting my skin with a Vaseline-type cream, they mixed the molding material and poured it over my cooch. It felt warm and I laid there relaxing, feeling both wonderful and surreal. They molded a few different positions, each one focusing on a new area. The molding team put much care and thought into capturing each area perfectly. After molding my cooch, stomach, and ass, they finished off with my face.

They had warned me that I would possibly feel claustrophobic, and said that some people can’t have their faces molded because of this. I wanted to be brave and try it anyway. They stared with the same substance they were using for my body and I felt fine. It felt like a facial. But then, as they laid layer upon layer of plaster over my face, I started to slightly freak out. I took deep breaths and told myself that it was all in my mind. I would feel better for a second, but then my heart would start racing again and my skin got hot. I knew it wasn’t a big deal, and I was telling myself it was mind over matter. I kept repeating “immortalized, immortalized!” in my head.

Finally they slowly pulled off the mold and I could see some light thru my closed eyes. The first thing I saw was the negative of my eyes staring back at me. Crazy. It felt like an episode of the Twilight Zone where they do something to a woman’s face and they slowly take off the bandages.

It was such an honor to be asked to do this especially since I will be the first plus sized love doll!! This makes me happy beyond words!!!

Prepping my skin:

The molding artists making sure everything was done perfectly:

They made sure to get my meaty stomach:

Ass!

Face!

This totally reminds me of one of those Twilight Zone episodes:

This is right when I started to freak out underneath the mask:

The Reveal:

Yay!

Join us to celebrate the DVD release of Kiss Attack!!

This Friday, July 18th I will be signing copies of the new movie KISS ATTACK this Friday at Dark Delicacies along with Director Carlos Batts, and cast members including: Lady Lava, VMMX, Dragao, La Cholita and other special guests. As well as signing copies of this erotic vampire film, we will also be giving away posters.

THEN IN 2 WEEKS JOIN US AT SAN DIEGO COMIC CON:

C Batts Fly and Adam & Eve are releasing the revolutionary sex fantasy KISS ATTACK on DVD, directed by Carlos Batts and featuring Sasha Grey, April Flores, Claire Adams, La Cholita and a host of crazies certain to twist the mind and titillate the senses of even the tightest tough guy on the midway.

To celebrate the completion and release of KISS ATTACK, we are throwing a hell of a party for all y’all to partake in at the Casbah, 2501 Kettner Blvd in San Diego, CA on Saturday, July 26. This is a free show, but in order to take advantage of the FREE SHUTTLE FROM THE CON you’ll need to RSVP to kacomic@gmail.com by July 22.

Doors open at the Casbah, San Diego’s eldest and greatest hard rock venue, at 7:00 p.m.

We feature the very best in live music and burlesque performance for those 21 & older.

7:30 Gunna Vahm www.myspace.com/vahm

8:00 April Flores

8:30 Dactyl www.myspace.com/dactyl

9:00 La Cholita

9:30 Renfield www.renfield.com

10:00 Lady Lava

10:30 The Fuxedos www.myspace.com/thefuxedos

11:00 DJ Braden spins dubstep

KISS ATTACK SDCC 2008 PARTY

THE CASBAH – SATURDAY, JULY 26

2501 KETTNER BLVD, SAN DIEGO, CA 92101
FREE ADMISSION – DOORS AT 7:00 P.M.
21 & OVER

Visit us at the Last Gasp Booth #1616 on Friday and Saturday where April Flores, director Carlos Batts, Lady Lava, VMMX and La Cholita will be signing from Noon until 1:00 p.m. on both days! Marz and Kat from Renfield are there only on Friday as well.

I went to the beach today and took some pictures. I lost my gold earrings, but found a pair of gold chanklas, so I guess it was an even trade.

I Tivo’d the Two Coreys last night, but they were reruns. Instead of my heart breaking again, I decided to make some Corey art.
~April Haim

My new obsession is the show “The Two Coreys”. I was a huge fan of Corey Haim back in the day. I had his pictures of him all over my walls, and I would even sign letters to a friend with a similar obsession, Mrs. Haim. She of course was Mrs. Depp.

Last season of this show was kind of cheesy and you could totally tell that it was a scripted reality show. I didn’t really care because it was so nice to see Corey Haim again after all these years. This new season however, is much darker and doesn’t seem fake at all. Corey Haim is trying to get work acting again. He is also working out his demons and it’s pretty sad at times.

I was shocked to hear that he was raped by one of Feldman’s (gloved?) friends:

And my heart broke when he was reading the responses on an article written about him on a website. (at 4:25)

My inner preteen is so saddened seeing how Corey has turned out. I really wish him the best and I hope he successfully returns to acting!

Corey please know that you have an open invitation to be in a movie with me!
~April Haim

Here are some pictures from “Voluptuous Biker Babes” which just finished shooting. This movie is directed by Carlos Batts and should be out later this year. Its a fucking cool movie loosly based on “Faster Pussy Cat, Kill Kill” with dancing, drag queens, fighting in the desert and fucking. You will love it!

I had such an great time in New York last week! I love it so much there and I really hope to get the chance to live there at some point in my life. Hopefully sooner than later.

Here I am people watching on the subway.

Every time my friend George Pitts and I are in the same city, we try and schedule a shoot together. George and I have been shooting together for almost 5 years! We both wondered if the pictures took on his home turf would have a different feel than the ones we have taken on my side of the coast. This is a picture Carlos took while observing.

My view:

I wish all dicks came in candy colors.

This meal was was so good! The shoestring fries and hamburger tasted heavenly after a long shoot and the drink was delish. One thing I loved about New York is that they have the best cocktails! While there I had this drink which had rum, cucumbers and jalapenos. It was refreshing with a kick.

Under table upskirt:

Dessert was a red velvet cake topped with strawberries, vanilla ice cream and whipped cream. YUM!

I was trying to look hard entering the subway. It always surprises me how many stairs you have to up and down to get to and from the subway. They look so different from the new subways here in LA. You can just feel all the history and energy of times past.

I love being a tourist!

A friend of ours has a boat and was gracious enough to take us out for a spin around the Hudson River. He told us historical stories of various buildings and the city. As you can see, I felt ultra cool.

Look! The Statue of Liberty!!!!

I was completely geeked to be so close to such an iconic symbol for our country.

Who’s hand is this?

And this?

Self portrait on the boat:

We were there for Fleet week and it totally felt like that episode of Sex and the City with all the sailors walking around. I met these two in Times Square and thanked them for all they do for us.

More to come..

I am off to New York to attend the opening of The Hustle Show at the Powerhouse Arena! I am in a photograph by Carlos Batts included in the show. I will also shoot with my friend George Pitts while I am there, and hopefully a few other photographers.

I am so pumped I can’t sleep…

I was looking forward to hearing the new New Kids song:

The new song is alright, but will never compare to:

Come out and celebrate the release of Kimberly Kane’s fabulous movie Morphine! She and I have a beautiful scene in this movie not to be missed! Party with Kimberly, Me, and the rest of the cast, and participate in the Black Eye Contest!
Hope to see you there!