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Archive for January, 2009
Here are some pictures from a photo shoot Carlos and I did a few days ago. We were inspired by this wig I bought for VBB, and The Twilight Zone Marathon I Tivo’d on New Year’s day. I have been watching it all month, and can’t help but be influenced by the stories and fashions.
I love how all the pictures turned out! It was a return to our old style using wigs and props, creating new Alter Egos to have fun with.



The Photo Gallery section of this site is down, but hopefully it will be working soon. I can’t wait to put them up!

Check out the latest issue of Bizarre which features a story on the making of the April Flores CyberSkin® Voluptuous Pussy in the Weird World section. You can also read the story and see more pictures here.
The article is great, and even includes one of my most embarrassing moments ever! The issue also pays homage to icon Bettie Page.
I just joined and it seems fun!
See you there.
Thanks to Amber for asking me about Twitter. I have been hearing so much about it lately. Should I join? Is it more fun than Myspace or Facebook?
Let me know!
Every woman, no matter where she lives or how much money she has, deserves the right to family planning and repoductive rights.
Today PRESIDENT OBAMA (yes!!!!!!) “has signaled to the rest of the world that the United States will once again be a leader in the fight for equal access to health care and reproductive rights”.
I can not wait to see how many things will change for the better under our new leadership! These are truly exciting times!
-Carlos Batts

Hell yeah!! Topco recently announced their Winter 2009 Supplemental Catalog, which included my toy! The WildFire® Celebrity Series April Flores’ CyberSkin® Voluptuous Pussy is now on their official site. It’s so wonderful how realistic the toy came out!
I am in great company, because my really good friend Ashley Blue is also included in the line! Check out the Ashley Blue CyberSkin® Spread Wide Pussy and Ass.
The line also includes Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer, who were both amazing in Voluptuous Biker Babes.
In addition to being sex toys I believe these body sculptures are also pieces of art.


This is me and a very sexy lady I met at the AEE convention. There are more pictures from the VERY fun Burning Angel party at the Beauty Bar in Vegas here.

Picture from Myconfinedspace.

Click here to read about my girl Kimberly Kane’s latest release “Live in My Secrets”. The article is amazing and I am so proud of her growth as an artist and director! I really can’t wait to see the movie, especially the scene between Bobbi Starr and Claire Adams…. yum!
I also had the honor of being included in the movie in a piece shot on real film. In my scene, Lizard (her pet lizard) crawls over the hills of my body. This is sure to be another great film by Ms. Kane!


