Have you ever noticed that fat girls make really good sandwiches? They put extra love and care into the whole process. A fat girl will put the perfect amount of mustard and mayonnaise onto the bread, and then spread them together so that they create a wonderful mix of creamy and tart. She will lay the slices meat (smoked turkey for me) on one by one, making sure that the sandwich will be consistent from one end to the other.
She wants you to enjoy every bite of the sandwich because she cares.
When it comes time for the other toppings, she will ask you which ones you want (lettuce, onion, olives?) and think about what you are saying. You can almost see her imagining the sandwich in her head, agreeing that this sandwich will be delicious. One time a girl even suggested that I chose Muenster cheese because it was so good. Now all my sandwiches have Muenster cheese on them.
Once the sandwich is complete, she will place it on the paper and wrap it gently enough so that the bread is not damaged, yet tight enough so that all the flavors get a chance to mingle together and enhance one another.
She cares! She cares because she loves a good sandwich as much as I do. And for this, she is truly a sandwich artist.
Muenster Cheese rules.